Find me here . . .So. How ya doing? I have a face full of peel off mask. Cucumber and melon peel off mask. When it dries, I'll peel it off. The whole peel it off thing really does it for me. I like to peel skin after a sunburn, too. While we're at it, I'm a zit popper and burn blister popper.
This is what happens when - well, when something else isn't happening.
Oldest girl seems to have killed her headache with trip to Universal Studios, today (her dad gave her a all year pass for b'day). She's six different kinds of jazzed because they picked her to star in the Stunt Show. She got to wear costumes and do stunts and play to a green screen. Finally, her big break.
Middle girl is still battling. We went out today, though. It's vitally important that she not stay inside being sick all day. No, really. You'd be surprised. So I took her for a pedicure. She likes being pampered. That's my girl.
While we were there - hey, did you know that some people have toe flab? This lady with an abnormally annoying face was having her toes done while we waited, and the skin of her big toe folded over onto her sole. I'd never seen that before. Not in that, I have my toe angled down so it just looks like I have toe flab way, but in that toe flab way. You know how some people have double chins? She had a double toe.
And it was fucking weird. Not sad weird, like twins born joined at the head, but put your shoes back on weird, like the fat lady at the circus.
Just fucking weird.
The consensus of we women at the nail place was that Prince Charles is a loser who shouldn't be billing his new marriage as the culmination of a great romance. The man was an adulterer, he has set the worst possible example for his sons and Britains in general, and Camilla is not a princess. She's the mistress. The woman so desperately unsuitable to represent the royal family that they had to marry Charles off to Di to get new heirs.
Give me a break - he should have done this as quietly as possible. He bills himself a victim of Diana's self esteem troubles, but when your husband to be is sleeping with the mistress the night before your wedding, and the entire world knows it, you might have self esteem issues, too.
Don't get me started on that.
