Lego snottiness does it for me, don't ask me why. Want to make a maze?
Hey - Vogon poetry generator! I found this while checking the spelling of 'vogon' preparatory to using it in a flame.
This is the poem it made me:
See, see the unhappy sky
Marvel at its big peach depths.
Tell me, Transient do you
Wonder why the little rat dog ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your obnoxia facial growth
That looks like
An old packet of condiment.
What's more, it knows
Your urp potting shed
Smells of mold.
Everything under the big unhappy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm feets
I can't imagine enjoying the new Hitchhiker movie. I've read the books a dozen times and I have the characters so firmly in my mind that anything they do will be wrong. Like when some bozo decided to make a cartoon of Garfield and gave him a voice.
BWAH HA SNORT!
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