Daughter 1: She hit me in the face!
Daughter 2: It was an accident! She said something mean about my vagina.
Daughter 1 (laughing): I just said that Gomorrah was in your vagina.
Daughter 2 (laughing): Well, moths are in your vagina.
Me: I'm neutral. I have no strong opinion either way. I think everyone's vagina is fine.
Daughter 2: That sounds so wrong.
Daughter 1 nods in solemn agreement, then tells Daughter 2 she has moths in her vagina.
Me: What sounds wrong is the amount of noise you two are making. Be quiet and let your dad sleep.
Both girls go off together, each giggling about the escalating hideousness of the other's vagina.
I thought boys were the only ones who insulted each other that way. I don't remember commenting on the awfulness of a friend's vagina when I was a teen, though I have since made several snarky remarks about the general state of decay of the vaginas of people I dislike, as well as the high occupancy rates of same. Must be a generational thing.
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